Saturday 29 December 2012

Christmas Funny Jokes

Q: What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?

 

A: where's Pop Corn?

 

Q: what bird is always out of breath?

 

A: a puffin

 

Q: why are tall people the laziest?




A: because they lie longer in bed

Saturday 8 December 2012

Story time: Jim's cat

Jim's cat was sleeping in a basket. One day there was a dog he was called Ben. He chased the cat and the cat ran away from the dog. The cat was scared of the dog.

The cat was home the cat was drinking milk. Jim was getting ready for Christmas. He went to get the Christmas tree and the decorations. Santa came to their home. The next day they ran downstairs to open their presents under the tree. There was 24 presents.

To be continued...

Thursday 6 December 2012

Wrestling movie



It's wrestlers they are big and strong. They are big men. The winner was the yellow hair. They throw people up in the air. And they have got 6 packs.